Reigate Royalty: Your Luxurious 1-Bedroom Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Reigate Royalty experience! Forget those sterile, cookie-cutter reviews. I'm here to tell you the real story, the warts and all gem about this "Luxurious 1-Bedroom." Now, let's get this straight - I'm not paid to gush. I'm an actual human being who wandered in, hoping for a little pampering, and well… let's just say I've got opinions.
First, the basics, obviously the accessibility stuff. You need to know this, right? Okay, deep breaths. They claim to be pretty accessible. Wheelchair accessible is on the list, which is good if you're, well, in a wheelchair. But I didn't spend my holiday in a wheelchair, so I couldn't personally test every nook and cranny. I did see an elevator, so that's a major plus. The facilities for disabled guests are touted, but again, I can't vouch for the full scope. Let's just say, check with them directly if this is a make-or-break deal for you. Don't book blindly, folks.
The internet? Oh, the internet. It's a necessity, right? They've got you covered with Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Wi-Fi in public areas. I gotta say, the Wi-Fi in my room was pretty speedy. I streamed a movie without any major hiccups, which is crucial for me and my sanity. There's also Internet access – LAN, if you're old school or have some serious work to do.
Alright, let’s get to the spa. I’m a spa junkie. A total spa junkie. And frankly, this is where things get interesting. The promise of a Spa, a Sauna, Steamroom, and even a Pool with a view had me practically drooling on the brochure.
So, the first day I thought, ‘Today's the day, the day I become a goddess!’ I geared myself up for pure bliss. I'd heard rumors of a Body scrub and a Body wrap, but alas, they weren't running, there are some experiences not available all the time.
Fine, okay. Fine. Let's drown ourselves in the pool. The Swimming pool [outdoor] was absolutely gorgeous! It was the view. The view was… fine. It was functional and well-kept. But…and this is a big but… after a dip, I was shivering. I saw a sauna and a steam room…and those were closed, too. So, I just didn’t have the full spa experience, not right then.
So, back to my room. One evening, I went to the Fitness center. I mean, the gym. It was okay, not great, not terrible. Basic, right? I just needed to move my body, and the equipment was there.
Now, the dining setup. This is where things get really interesting, because food - food is life. They have Restaurants, a Coffee shop, a Snack bar, and a Poolside bar, and claim to have a Vegetarian restaurant. I tried a few places.
First, the main A la carte in restaurant. The pasta was good, okay? Really good. But I wanted everything on the menu! I wanted to try the Asian cuisine and sample the Desserts!! The coffee/tea in restaurant was pretty basic. I took a peek at the breakfast. The Breakfast [buffet] looked, well, buffet-y. It's not the most exciting breakfast, but it provides. They do offer Breakfast in room. That's a win! Also, the Poolside bar made a killer margarita.
Food delivery? Yep. They have the option.
Regarding Cleanliness and safety. Oh, this is a biggy these days, eh? They're really pushing the sanitation. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, they're all over it. Professional-grade sanitizing services and Rooms sanitized between stays? Check, check, check. There's hand sanitizer everywhere and staff trained in safety protocol. Safe dining setup is in place. That's all reassuring.
Now, let's talk about the room, shall we? This is the core of the "Reigate Royalty" experience, right? It better be good.
I got a non-smoking room, obviously. And the air conditioning was amazing. I could control my world inside, and that's important to me. The bed? Super comfortable. The linens felt luxurious. There was a coffee/tea maker, which, you know, vital. They also have a mini bar, which is probably overpriced, but hey, options! The bathroom had a separate shower/bathtub, more than ample toiletries, and those fluffy bathrobes! Yes. They had slippers. I'm a slippers gal, and I loved that little touch.
Things to do? Well, Reigate itself is charming, you've got the souvenir shop, and they offer the basics, like laundry service and dry cleaning. They can arrange an airport transfer if you need it and car park [free of charge].
Services and conveniences: They also have a concierge, room service [24-hour] – perfect for those late-night cravings – and daily housekeeping, which is a must for me. They also have to facilities for disabled guests and a elevator.
Okay, the downsides: I'll be honest. The overall vibe isn't mind-blowing. It's slick, efficient, and comfortable. It's not overflowing with personality. But for pure comfort and convenience? It delivers. It's not a bargain, but it's not a rip-off either.
My recommendation: If you're looking for a reliable, comfortable stay with a decent amenities, Reigate Royalty is a solid choice. You'll be well cared for.
Now, the big, juicy, selling point, and the offer that I, as a weary traveler, would be most tempted by:
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Escape to Paradise: Peroulis Villa, Zakynthos Island
Alright, buckle up buttercups! Because this isn't just a travel itinerary, it's a journey into my slightly chaotic brain, mapped out for a luxurious fling in that swanky Queens Lodge apartment in Reigate. Buckle up, you've been warned!
Queens Lodge Chaos: A Reigate Rumble (A Slightly Unhinged Itinerary)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Reigate Reconnaissance
14:00 - The Flight from Hell (Or, at Least, the London Airport Disaster): Okay, so arriving in London was, to put it mildly, stressful. Picture this: my suitcase, a vibrant shade of "I'm-hoping-to-have-a-good-time-despite-myself" pink, got snagged on something and exploded open on the baggage carousel. Laundry everywhere! I swear I saw a small child trying to use my bra as a parachute. Thankfully, I eventually wrestled my way through and, with a mix of exhaustion and sheer willpower, made it!
15:30 - Taxi Terror to Reigate (and the Unforeseen Traffic Nightmare): Bless the taxi driver who didn't judge me for frantically trying to reorganize my life (and my knickers) in the backseat. Traffic, however, was a cruel mistress. The journey took longer than the flight felt!
17:00 - HOLY MOLY! Queens Lodge Apartment Arrival: Honestly, the apartment is GORGEOUS. Seriously, even after the airport debacle, the sheer luxury hit me in the face. The pictures don't even DO it justice. Think plush carpets, a kitchen I could actually use without feeling like I was starring in a B-grade horror movie, and a bed that just screams, "Dive in and never leave!" I spent a solid 10 minutes just wandering around, touching everything, and making little noises of pure, unadulterated joy.
18:30 - Reigate High Street Ramble & the Accidental Pub Crawl: My initial plan? Mildly sophisticated stroll, picking up some groceries. Reality? I got sidetracked. Completely. The shops were charming—a proper butcher, a place selling artisan cheeses that made me weep a little (in a good way). Then I saw a pub. Just one. "Just a quick half," I thought. Famous last words! Somehow, I ended up trying all the local ales (pro tip: ask the bartenders' recommendations.) The pub "crawl" was a delightful, hazy affair. The conversation was great and I probably ate a bit too many crisps. But hey, embracing the local charm, right?
21:00 - Dinner Disaster & "I'm-Never-Drinking-Again" Meal: I stumbled back to the apartment, slightly swaying but triumphant. The "I'll-cook-a-delicious-meal" plan, however, went sideways. I ended up ordering takeaway from a delicious Indian restaurant. The food was brilliant, but the rice somehow escaped the container and ended up everywhere. Lesson learned? Stick to the easy stuff.
Day 2: History, Hanging Out and Hazelnut Heaven
09:00 - Sleep & Regret: Woke up feeling, shall we say, fragile. The memory of my evening's consumption of beverages was a heavy weight on my soul.
11:00 - Reigate Castle, (or, "Maybe I Really am a Tourist): The Reigate Castle ruins were a fun little jaunt. The view was lovely. I definitely pretended I knew more about history than I do. I stood around pretending to consider the tactical advantages. I feel like I'm getting better at improvising.
13:00 - Lunch & Laughs: Found a cute café, where I devoured a sandwich (because I was HUNGRY). I laughed until my stomach hurt. I love connecting with the people in these beautiful little towns.
14:30 - The Wonderful World of Coffee: The afternoon was dedicated to the pursuit of excellent coffee and people watching. I think I spent a solid two hours at this little coffee shop, nursing a latte, reading a book, and just…observing. It was a lovely moment of quiet.
16:00 - The Great Cake Chase (or, The Search for Hazelnut Bliss): Ooh, I'm getting ahead of myself. I'm obsessed with hazelnut pastries, you see. I needed one. And the hunt for the perfect one led me to probably every bakery in Reigate. The first place was sold out. The second place was "a little dry". The third place… BAM! Hazelnut heaven! I ate it slowly, savouring every bite. It was the high point of the day.
19:00 - Apartment Antics & Early Night: Back at the apartment, I decided to attempt cooking again. It's better than Day 1, but still messy. A movie, a glass of wine, an early night. I'm embracing the simple life.
Day 3: Hiking & Heartbreak (and a Bit of Beautiful Nature)
09:00 - An Attempt to "Be Outdoorsy": Armed with a map (and a healthy dose of self-doubt), I set off for a hike. I'm not exactly a seasoned hiker, but I was determined.
11:00 - The Unforeseen Hill (and the Moment I Questioned My Life Choices): Okay, so the "gentle" walking trail turned out to be a steep hill. I huffed and puffed, questioned my fitness and thought about turning back. But the view from the top? Unbelievable. Rolling hills, green fields, the sweet smell of the English countryside…it was worth it.
13:00 - Picnic of Pure Joy (and the Accidental Sandwich Incident): Packed a picnic. Which was great until I accidentally sat on one of the sandwiches. Ate it anyway. The scenery was stunning.
15:00 - Heartbreaking Discovery: This is where things get a bit messy. I'll spare you the details, but let's just say I received some news that completely shattered my ability to enjoy the rest of the hike. I sat on a bench, feeling like the world was spinning.
17:00 - Reigate High Street - The "Need Comfort Food" Mission: Back in town, I did what any sensible person in a moment of crisis does: went on a mission for comfort food. Ice cream, followed by a giant slice of chocolate cake, followed by…well, you get the idea.
20:00 - Empty Apartment: The apartment felt very, very empty. I sat staring at the walls for hours.
Day 4: Departure, Reflections, and the Promise of Return
09:00 - Reluctant Packing: The worst part of every trip: packing up the suitcase and going home. I packed in a daze.
10:00 - Last Look at Queens Lodge: One last lingering look around the apartment. I'd gotten so comfortable. I'll miss it.
11:00 - Taxi to the Airport (Take Two - Praying for No Baggage Carousel Mayhem): Fingers crossed for a smooth journey. Please, no exploding suitcases this time!
13:00 - London Airport Again (and the Great Emotional Exhaustion): The airport was as chaotic as ever! I got stuck in the queue. I was so very tired.
15:00 - Departure Flight: As the plane took off, I looked out the window and thought about the good times. About the bad times. About the hazelnut cake. About the apartment. About the country. And about the life I'm living.
18:00 - Home:
- Home, sweet home!
- I was ready to start planning my return.
Postscriptum: This trip wasn't just about the luxury apartment or the charming town. It was about embracing the messy, imperfect, beautiful chaos of life. The ups and downs, the good food, the bad news, the impromptu pub crawls, and the moments of pure, unadulterated joy. Reigate, you were a delight. And Queens Lodge? You'll do nicely anytime. I'll be back. Soon. And next time, I'm bringing a bigger suitcase!
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Reigate Royalty: Your One-Bedroom Dream (or Maybe Nightmare?) – FAQs You Actually NEED to Know
Seriously, Is Reigate Royalty *Actually* Luxurious? My Budget's Screaming.
What's the Deal with Parking?! I've Heard Horror Stories.
Are the Walls Paper Thin? I Don't Want to Hear My Neighbor's Cat Meowing at 3 AM. (Or Anything Else, Frankly!)
Is the Building Dog-Friendly? Because My Fur Baby is My World.
What's the Broadband Like? I Need My Netflix. (And Work, I Guess.)
Is the Management Responsive to Maintenance Requests? (Because Leaky Faucets are My Kryptonite!)
How's the Noise Level Overall? I'm a Light Sleeper.
Are There Any Hidden Fees? (Because Nobody Likes Unexpected Expenses!)
