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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a review of . And trust me, this isn't your grandma's sanitized, perfectly-polished hotel review. This is the real deal, the good, the bad, the slightly awkward… everything. Let's get this party started!
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Alright, first things first, let's talk Accessibility. (Important stuff, right?) This is where things started promising. They touted Wheelchair accessible facilities, which is a massive plus. And they listed Facilities for disabled guests. Now, I didn’t get to personally wheel-around, but I did see elevators – a good start!
Now, the Internet situation. I'm a digital nomad, so this is crucial. They promised Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Internet access [wireless]. Hooray! And generally, the Wi-Fi was… okay. Sometimes the signal would drop, a bit irritating when you're trying to upload a blog post. But hey, at least it was free. I also noticed they had Internet [LAN] in rooms which is honestly not great but good if you prefer that, or have a specific technological need. They also had Wi-Fi for special events which really depends on the event.
Cleanliness and Safety – The COVID Era
Okay, let's get real. We’re still in the shadow of the Pandemic. Their response was, well, decent. They listed off a laundry list of precautions: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere! I did see the staff wearing masks consistently, and they seemed on top of it. They mentioned Room sanitization opt-out available which is good for the folks who are very sensitive. And the Staff trained in safety protocol. So far so good. They’re doing the best they can, I think.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – My Stomach's Personal Journey
This is where things get interesting (read: where I ate all the things). They're big on Restaurants, and they offer:
- A la carte in restaurant: (standard)
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: (I ate some of this and it was top tier)
- Western cuisine in restaurant: (Also pretty good. Basic but good.)
- Breakfast [buffet]: (This was a highlight. Think fluffy pancakes and a fruit bar. Perfection.)
- Bar: (Excellent cocktails, and the bartenders actually know how to make a decent Negroni, which is a rare find.)
- Coffee/tea in restaurant/ Coffee shop: (Good coffee. Needed that! Lots of it!)
- Poolside bar: (A lifesaver. Sun, a cold drink – life doesn’t get much better).
- Room service [24-hour]: (Ordered late-night fries, no regrets.)
- Snack bar: (Handy for when you’re feeling peckish.)
They also had Vegetarian restaurant options, which is fantastic, and they offered Alternative meal arrangement, which is good for any dietary restrictions. There was also Bottle of water, a nice touch. I appreciated the Breakfast takeaway service because let’s face it, sometimes you just want breakfast in bed.
Things to Do – Relaxation Station
Okay, wellness junkies, raise your hands! They’re packing some serious heat in this department.
- Fitness center: Looked well-equipped, didn’t actually use it (hotel gyms are always slightly intimidating!)
- Pool with view: Glorious. The pictures don’t do it justice. Spent hours there.
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: The spa was a true indulgence. Body scrub and Body wrap? Yes, please! The whole experience was ridiculously relaxing. Seriously, I think I actually melted. Highly recommend this spa area.
- Massage: Booked one after a particularly strenuous day of "relaxing". Fantastic.
Services and Conveniences – The Nitty-Gritty
They cover the basics and a few extra perks:
- Air conditioning in public area/ Air conditioning: (Essential in [City Name]!)
- Concierge: Super helpful for getting recommendations and booking things.
- Cash withdrawal: Convenient for when you’re running low on local currency.
- Daily housekeeping: My room was always flawlessly clean.
- Elevator: (Bless them.)
- Facilities for disabled guests: Good to see.
- Laundry service/Dry cleaning: (Needed!)
- Luggage storage: (Very handy.)
- Safety deposit boxes: Always good to have.
- Smoking area: (For those who partake.)
- Terrace: Perfect for an evening drink.
- Xerox/fax in business center: (They've thought of everything. Very useful.)
For the Kids
They're definitely family-friendly: Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal. This is a plus if you are travelling with children..
The Rooms – My Sanctuary (Mostly)
Okay, let’s talk about the actual rooms. They had Non-smoking rooms, and they listed a ton of other amenities.
- Internet access – wireless: (See above – mostly good.)
- Air conditioning: (Thank. God.)
- Alarm clock: (Old-school, but functional.)
- Bathrobes: (Luxury!)
- Bathtub/Separate shower/bathtub: (Awesome.)
- Coffee/tea maker: (Essential.)
- Hair dryer: (Saved me from bad hair days.)
- Mini bar: (Handy for midnight snacks and a quick drink.)
- Safety/security feature (A lot of this, which is great)
- Satellite/cable channels: (For when you need a dose of mindless entertainment.)
- Wake-up service: (Reliable.)
- Wi-Fi [free]: (Again, mostly good.)
- Window that opens: (Fresh air is a luxury!)
They also had an Additional toilet and Extra long bed.
Getting Around
- Airport transfer: (Convenient.)
- Car park [free of charge] / Car park [on-site] / Valet parking: (Easy parking. Very helpful.)
- Taxi service: (Easy access, especially if you use the concierge, to the Taxi service)
The Big Question: Overall Impression?
Okay, so here's the unvarnished truth: was great. It's a solid, well-run hotel with a lot to offer. There were a few minor hiccups here and there, but nothing that really detracted from the overall experience. The spa alone is worth the price of admission. The staff were friendly and helpful.
Here's the bottom line. Are they a great choice?
Absolutely.
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Uncover the Hidden Gem: North Shore Wayside Inn's Untold Story (Blind River, ON)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is more like… well, my experience at Hotel Fraiburgo in Fraiburgo, Brazil. Prepare for a wild ride, complete with questionable choices, existential crises over breakfast, and probably way too much coffee.
Fraiburgo Fiasco: A Messy Memoir of Relaxation (and Its Near Demise)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Breakfast Debacle
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at Hotel Fraiburgo. The "hotel" is like a giant, slightly faded, gingerbread house. I swear I saw a witch wink at me from behind a potted plant. Check-in was… efficient. The receptionist spoke about as much English as I speak Portuguese, which is to say, "Obrigado" and "Cerveja, por favor." (Spoiler: Cerveja, por favor was the more successful command).
- 1:30 PM: Room. Fine. Cleanish, maybe. View of… a parking lot. Oh well, the promise of a spa day awaits. I quickly unpacked -- or rather, dumped my suitcase. Priorities, people.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch. Okay, this is where things got interesting. I wandered into the dining room, a veritable buffet of potential disaster. The only thing I recognized was the orange juice, which was, thankfully, electric orange and tasted like sunshine. I bravely attacked the unknown, resulting in a questionable meat situation and a salad that was, frankly, just a pile of green things with a vague dressing. I ate it anyway because, you know, travel.
- 3:00 PM: The Spa. Now THIS is where the magic was supposed to happen. A massage! Steam room! Bliss! I quickly got into the robe, which might or not be too large.
- 3:15 PM: Oh my god, the massage. I'm not sure the woman has ever seen a human body before. It was so strong that several times, I was convinced that she would snap my spine.
- 6:00 PM: Drinks at the bar. They make a mean Caipirinha, though. Comforting. The bartender, a cheerful little guy with a mustache that could make a walrus jealous, kept trying to teach me Portuguese. I kept trying to order more Caipirinhas. It was a beautiful symbiosis.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Basically, the same as lunch, only darker. I attempted to identify what exactly I was eating and failed utterly. I did discover a fascinating fruit cocktail with things that looked like tiny eyeballs. I think I'll pass next time.
- 9:00 PM: Attempted to watch TV. Failed. Too tired from the spine-snapping massage, which I'm now convinced was a secret initiation ritual.
- 9:30 PM: Lights out. Zzzzzzzz.
Day 2: Adventures in Nature (and Questionable Footwear)
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast: Return of the orange juice! AND A NEW CRISIS! A mysterious, gelatinous substance (a dessert, they called it) that wobbled menacingly on my plate. I decided to live dangerously and tried a spoonful. It tasted vaguely of roses and regret.
- 9:00 AM: Hiking trail adventure. Supposed to be a "gentle" stroll through the local forest. Well, I packed my sneakers. What I didn't realize was the trail was basically a vertical rock climbing expedition with questionable signposting. I saw a bird! I think it was a bird. (Also, my sneakers are now covered in mud and my socks are permanently damp.)
- 12:00 PM: Near-collapse, but I made it down. I'm pretty sure I saw a whole tribe of squirrels laughing at my pathetic attempts to navigate the uneven ground.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. I asked the waitress what things were and got confused in a beautiful mix of English, Portuguese and hand-gestures. I am now convinced that Brazilian food is actually aliens disguised as delicious flavours.
- 2:00 PM: Napping… because, you know, the trail.
- 4:00 PM: Poolside relaxation. Found a shaded spot, book in hand, and finally relaxed. Except it was loud! And kids everywhere! I should have brought earplugs.
- 4:30 PM. I saw a man with a Speedo. My eyes, literally, went blind.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Tonight's featured dish: mystery meat stew. Hey, the orange juice still rocked.
- 9:00 PM: Walked the property in the moonlight, and for the first time, I saw the hotel in a different light It was kind of beautiful. It was a moment of pure peace.
- 10:00 PM: Bed.
Day 3: Farewell Fraiburgo (and My Sanity?)
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. Goodbye, orange juice. Goodbye, gelatinous menace. It was almost too pretty to eat. But eat it I did.
- 9:00 AM: Check-out. The process was somehow faster, I think they were just happy to see me go. Or maybe they were tired of my attempts to converse in broken Portuguese.
- 9:15 AM: Hit the road. I left Fraiburgo with a battered body, a slightly confused sense of self, and a lingering taste of rose-scented regret.
- 9:30 AM: Started the trip back home.
This trip was… a lot. Messy, imperfect, and occasionally utterly bonkers. But you know what? I loved it. Fraiburgo isn't a spa retreat. It's not perfect. But it's real. And sometimes, imperfect is just what you need.
Final Thoughts:
- Bring earplugs. Seriously.
- Learn some basic Portuguese. Or, at least, how to say "cerveja, por favor." You won't regret it.
- Be open to the unknown. The things you don't recognize might be the most memorable.
- Embrace the mess. That's where the adventure (and the true stories) are.
- I'll go back. Eventually. Maybe I'll try to master the gelatinous thing. Maybe.
