Escape to Sweden's Hidden Gem: Hotel Victoria Mariestad!
Okay, Buckle Up, Buttercups! My WILD Ride Through Hotel Victoria Mariestad – A Review You WON'T Forget!
Alright, so you're thinking of escaping to sweet, serene Sweden? And you're eyeing up the Hotel Victoria Mariestad? Good choice! Listen, I just got back, and let me tell you, this place is… well, it's an experience. And I'm about to spill the beans, the meatballs, and everything in between. This isn't your cookie-cutter, sterile hotel review. This is the REAL DEAL. Let's go!
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First Impressions (and a near-disaster involving a revolving door):
Okay, so Mariestad. Picture this: charming, quaint, a little bit sleepy… and beautiful. The Hotel Victoria Mariestad, it's right smack in the middle of it, and that's a good thing. Accessibility: Now, I am not in a wheelchair, but I'm always looking out for my disabled friends, and I tell you what - the hotel looks like it's got its act together. A lot of thought has gone into Wheelchair Accessible features. Elevator access is a must-have, and the website boasts about ramps and adapted rooms. So, yeah, thumbs up on that front!
Getting in, though… well, there was a revolving door involved. Now, I may have almost got a bit stuck in that thing, due to the sudden gust of wind, but I am happy to report that me and my luggage made it through in one piece!
(Rambling about the Internet, because, you know, life.)
Internet Access: This is where things get interesting. Free WiFi in all rooms! Yes! And, the website also mentions Internet [LAN], so if you're old-school (respect!), they've got you covered. Internet Services are available, too. Wifi in public areas, too. I mean, who doesn't need that? I’m a digital nomad at heart, so this is a MUST HAVE. I need my Instagram and my cat videos, people! The WiFi in my room was pretty solid; not lightning speed, but enough to get work done and annoy my sister with pictures of my delicious Swedish breakfast.
The Room: My Personal Oasis (Mostly)
My room? Decent. Honestly, the Air Conditioning was a lifesaver. Because, you know, Swedish summers can still pack a punch! The Blackout Curtains were AMAZING. I'm talking, you could sleep through a nuclear apocalypse dark. Non-smoking rooms are the norm—thank the heavens. I loved all the Toiletries provided, and the Bathrobes were fluffy. The Bed was comfy, and I actually appreciated the inclusion of Extra Long Bed for a great night's sleep! I mean, honestly, these little things make a difference. The Coffee/tea maker was essential.
Now, The Imperfections…
I did notice that the Additional Toilet, in the room, were not always fully functional. And the Clostet could be bigger. Those are small potatoes, though.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Foodie Adventure (Mostly Positive!)
Alright, this is where Hotel Victoria Mariestad really shines.
Restaurants: Multiple! (Well, maybe just one main one, but it was good!) The Breakfast [buffet] was an absolute FEAST. Western breakfast, Asian Breakfast, I mean, they really cater to a variety of tastes. (Okay, I may have gone back for seconds…and thirds…of the bacon.) And the coffee? Oh, the coffee was perfect. They even had Coffee/tea in restaurant!
The Drinks The Bar was lively, and Happy Hour… well, let's just say I made some friends. Plus, they do a mean cocktail. You can opt for a Bottle of water.
The food The food was absolutely spectacular, I had the best Soup, and Salad of my life, not to mention the Desserts in restaurant. I did not try the Asian cuisine in restaurant. They even serve Vegetarian restaurant. The A la carte in restaurant was superb.
Other Dining Tidbits: You can make Alternative meal arrangement, and they do Room service [24-hour]. Pretty handy if you're feeling lazy!
(Spa Day - A True Highlight - And My Body Scrub Adventure!)
Okay, prepare to be jealous. This is where the Hotel Victoria Mariestad really delivered. The Spa/Sauna area is divine. Picture this: soft lighting, calming music, and an overwhelming scent of lavender.
Sauna: The Sauna itself? Pure bliss. Hot and steamy. Exactly what I needed to thaw from a chilly walk around town. Steamroom: Even better.
Body Scrub: I decided to treat myself to a Body scrub. Now, I hadn't done this before, and I will admit I was a touch self-conscious about being that relaxed, but it was phenomenal. The girl got so many dead cells off of me that I came back feeling like a new person. I may have squeaked a little from the coldness as I was getting out, but wow. I mean, my skin literally glowed for days!
(Things to Do, Ways to Relax…and a Pool with a View!)
Things to do, ways to relax: You've got your Fitness center (I'm a gym-goer, so that was essential!), Pool with view is absolutely beautiful, the best part of the hotel. Yes! And Massage? Sign me up! I didn't have time to try it.
Swimming pool in the Summer Oh, man. The outdoor pool looked tempting. I heard lots of good things about it.
(Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe and Sound!)
Okay, in the age of pandemics (sigh), safety is paramount, right? Hotel Victoria Mariestad, absolutely nailed it. They had Hand sanitizer stations everywhere. Daily disinfection in common areas. The staff were masked and friendly. They even had Anti-viral cleaning products, and all the staff were trained in the safety protocols. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. Rooms sanitized between stays—you name it, they were on it.
(Services and Conveniences: Above and Beyond!)
The Concierge was incredibly helpful with recommendations. Daily housekeeping was efficient and friendly. Cashless payment service, which is perfect in this day and age. Luggage storage, too. They have the expected standards, such as Elevator.
For the Kids: This is where I'm a bit limited, but I'm told they're very Family/child friendly, with Kids meal options available.
Getting Around:
- Car park [free of charge] YES! Free parking!
- Taxi service
- Bicycle parking
(The "Stuff" You Might Need to Know - The Practicalities!)
- Air conditioning in public area - Yes!
- Cash withdrawal - Good to know.
- Dry cleaning
- Elevator
- Facilities for disabled guests - As mentioned, very well thought out!
- Ironing service
- Laundry service
- Meeting/banquet facilities
(The Verdict: Is Hotel Victoria Mariestad Worth It?)
Yes! A thousand times yes! If you're looking for a relaxing, comfortable, and well-equipped hotel in a charming Swedish town, then book it. The staff are friendly and helpful, the food is delicious, and the spa is an absolute dream. It's not perfect, but its charm and character more than make up for it. My Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars! (Minus a half-star for a slightly wonky door!)
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Here's what you get:
- Unforgettable Relaxation: Dive into our state-of-the-art spa, complete with a Finnish sauna, steam room, and a pool with breathtaking views. Treat yourself to a rejuvenating body scrub and massage!
- Culinary Delights: Indulge in a breakfast buffet fit for royalty. Explore international and vegetarian food choices and savor every bite in our restaurant or from your room!
- Unparalleled Comfort: Each room is perfectly
Okay, buckle up, buttercup! This isn't your meticulously planned, color-coded travel itinerary. This is a confession. A chaotic, slightly caffeinated, and definitely opinionated account of my "adventure" at Hotel Wictoria in Mariestad, Sweden. Let's get messy!
The Hotel Wictoria Mariestad: A Saga (or, "Where Were We Again?")
Day 1: Arriving (and questioning all my life choices)
14:00 - Arrival & Luggage Drama: Okay, so the train journey to Mariestad was… scenic. Mostly fields of yellow rapeseed, which, after three hours, starts to feel like a visual assault. I lugged my suitcase (which, naturally, weighs more than a small child) up the cobbled street leading to Hotel Wictoria. The charming exterior almost made me forget the existential dread of the train ride. Almost.
- Anecdote Alert: There was this incredibly stylish Swedish woman on the train. Flowing linen pants, perfectly tousled blonde hair, the works. She got off the train with a tiny, tiny backpack. Meanwhile, I was struggling with a behemoth of a suitcase and questioning my life choices. Pretty sure I looked like a sweaty walrus.
14:30 - Check-in & The Room Reveal: The lobby was… well, it was functional. Think "slightly faded grandeur." The receptionist was efficient, bless her. Got my key, navigated the creaky elevator (which I'm convinced was built during the reign of the Vasa kings), and found my room. The room was clean, but… small. Like, “Could comfortably swing a cat if you were into that sort of thing” small. The view? Of the back alley. Sigh.
- Quirky Observation: The wallpaper in my room? Lilac, with a pattern of tiny, almost invisible, swallows. It's either charmingly retro or the setting for a horror movie about migratory birds. Jury's still out.
15:00 - Coffee & Contemplation: Found the "complimentary" coffee machine in the hallway. (Complimentary meaning: "You're gonna pay for that, but we call it free because… reasons.") The coffee was… strong. Like, "could wire a small city" strong. Spent the next hour staring at the wall, wondering if I should have just stayed home and watched cat videos.
Day 2: Mariestad Madness (or "I Met a Moose!")
08:00 - Breakfast & The Great Bread Predicament: Breakfast was a buffet situation. The bread selection was overwhelming. Rye, white, seeded, everything. I, in my infinite wisdom, piled my plate high. Ate far too much. Now feeling a tad bloated and regretting my life decisions.
- Emotional Reaction: I'm starting to realize I have a borderline unhealthy relationship with carbs.
09:00 - Exploring Mariestad & The Church of All Things Holy: Mariestad is… quaint. Very quaint. Spent the morning wandering around, feeling slightly like a character in a Wes Anderson film. The church was lovely, but made me worry that I'm a sinner.
- Imperfection Alert: I got hopelessly lost trying to find the best coffee shop. Wandered for what felt like an eternity, asking increasingly bewildered locals for directions. Ended up in a pastry shop I'm pretty sure only existed because the air smelled of yeast. Was the best pastry of my life.
12:00 - Lunch & The Moose Encounter: Found a charming little restaurant near the harbor. Ordered the local fish. Delicious! Suddenly, I saw on the wall a picture of a moose. The picture made me think that I had to see a moose. Then I saw the picture on the picture.
- Doubling Down on a Single Experience: Okay, okay, you want more Moose? I decided, fueled by that incredibly strong coffee and some vague romantic notions of Swedish wildlife, that I HAD to see a moose. And I did! I saw a moose. It was magnificent. Massive. Regal. Scared the bejeezus out of me. I backed away slowly, convinced it secretly plotted my demise. Still, worth it.
17:00 - Back to the Room & The Lilac Swallow Dilemma: Back in my tiny room. The lilacs in the wallpaper were starting to stare at me.
- Rambling Alert: I'm really questioning my life choices again. What am I even doing here? Should I have brought more snacks? Is that a slight draft?
Day 3: Departure (and mild existential relief)
- 08:00 - Another Breakfast & Bread Confessions: More bread. More regrets.
- 09:00 - Last Glance: Walked around Mariestad one last time. Admired the harbor. Took a deep breath. It was nice.
- 10:00 - Check-out & The Elevator's Revenge: Okay, the elevator. The creaky, unpredictable, medieval torture device. Today it stopped working. So I had to carry my giant suitcase down the stairs. Again. The luggage is starting to feel like a personal betrayal.
- Emotional Reaction: Okay, I might be a little, tiny bit over this vacation.
- 10:30 - Farewell & the Question of "Why": Train is late. This seems fitting. Mariestad was… an experience. I'm not entirely sure if I liked it. But it was something.
- Opinionated Language: Look, it's a lovely place. It is. If you like quaint and charming and… I don't know… feeling slightly like a tourist in a slightly faded postcard. I, on the other hand, may be more of a city person after all.
- Natural Pacing: So, back to reality. Now, that seems to be the hardest part! Final Thoughts:
Would I recommend Hotel Wictoria? Ultimately, maybe. It's clean, it's functional, and it's… well, it's there. Just be prepared for small rooms, creaky elevators, and a healthy dose of existential pondering. And for the love of all that is holy, bring more snacks.
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Okay, so, Hotel Victoria Mariestad… is it actually a “hidden gem” or just… a hotel? Let's be brutally honest here.
The rooms… Are they… clean? And if so, are they *modern* clean?
What’s the deal with the food? I’m a picky eater. (Aren’t we all?!)
What about the location? Can you actually walk around? Because I'm not renting a car.
Is there anything *bad* about it? Because there always is.
What's your *favorite*, absolute *favorite* thing about Hotel Victoria? Tell me something I can't find in the brochure.
Would you *really* recommend it? Be honest!
Okay, okay. You've convinced me. But what if I'm travelling alone? Is it weird?
So, how about a specific story? What's the *one* thing that really stuck with you?
