Bibione Penthouse Paradise: Stunning Flat with Beahost Rentals!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a review of this place, warts and all. Forget those sterile, robotic hotel critiques you usually read. This is the real deal – my messy, opinionated, and hopefully helpful take. Let's see if this place is the paradise it claims to be.
First Impressions & The Grand Entrance (Or Lack Thereof)
Alright, so the first thing I always check is access. Can a grandma with a walker navigate this place? Is it wheelchair-friendly? Crucially, this place gets a solid (though not perfect) score here. They have Facilities for disabled guests, bless 'em. There's an Elevator, which is a godsend, and the rooms I saw are, thankfully, Non-smoking. They advertise Facilities for disabled guests but I can't give a perfect score.
Internet – The Modern-Day Oxygen
Let's talk about the internet. Because let's face it, in the 21st century, slow WiFi is a travel tragedy. They shout, "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" and "Internet access – wireless!" and… phew. That's a relief. I heard the WiFi in public area is also good.
Staying Safe (Because the World is a Little Crazy Right Now)
Okay, so this is crucial. After the pandemic, a hotel’s cleanliness isn’t just a perk; it’s non-negotiable. I'm happy to report, this place seems to understand that. They're touting Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Room sanitization opt-out available—that's a good sign. I’m a germaphobe at heart, so I really appreciated the Hand sanitizer everywhere. I also saw Professional-grade sanitizing services being used. They also have Hygiene certification, and Staff trained in safety protocol. The Individualy-wrapped food options also impressed me. They didn't skimp on the safety measures. Sterilizing equipment and, to top it off, the staff is always masked.
Rooms – Your Personal Sanctuary (Or Not)
Okay, let's peek inside the rooms. They say they have Air conditioning (thank god!), Alarm clock (essential!), Bathrobes (luxury!), Hair dryer (yes!), Internet access – wireless (crucial!). Complimentary tea and Coffee/tea maker are essential. My room had Blackout curtains (bliss for a light sleeper like me!) The Slippers were a nice touch. The rooms are also Soundproof, which is great if you're trying to escape the sounds of the outside world. The Extra long bed was a blessing.
Food, Glorious Food (And Drink!)
OKAY, this is where things get REALLY interesting for me. I live to eat, seriously. They've got options, a LOT. They say they have Restaurants, Bar, and Poolside bar. Good, good. Coffee shops are crucial for me. They have Asian breakfast and Western Breakfast, which is a sign of thoughtfulness. Breakfast [buffet] and a Buffet in restaurant are always good as well. I like A la carte in restaurant and Room service [24-hour], so you can have your cake. As for the Salad in restaurant, and Soup in restaurant--I don't go wild for them, but you know, it's nice to have options. And I'm relieved that they have Desserts in restaurant (crucial!).
Things To Do – Keeping Boredom at Bay
Okay, so what else did they have? Let me see… Things to do, ways to relax, Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]. Okay, this is pretty extensive, right? Let's be real, I always look for a good gym and fitness center and there is one here. I used the Swimming pool, and I have to say, the Pool with view was lovely.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter
This hotel offers a good array of Services and conveniences. Daily housekeeping, Concierge, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, and Cash withdrawal. I really liked the Convenience store. They also have Currency exchange.
For The Kids – Keeping the Little Monsters Happy (And You Sane)
If you're traveling with kids, this place seems pretty good. They boast Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, and Kids facilities and Kids meal.
My Big Takeaway and A Crazy Anecdote
Okay, so here’s the deal: This hotel gets a thumbs up from me. It's not perfect—I've encountered minor hiccups, but overall, the positives definitely outweigh the negatives. I’m a fan!
The Big Question:
Would I go back? Absolutely.
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Escape to Urbantown Serpong: Tangerang's Chicest Modern Studio!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-formatted travel itinerary. This is Bibione, Italy, through the lens of yours truly - and let's be honest, it's gonna be a mess. We're talking top-floor flat by Beahost Rentals, and a week of unfiltered chaos.
Day 1: Arrival & That First Aperitivo - AKA "Oh God, Did I Pack Enough Sunscreen?"
- Morning (or what passes for it after a red-eye flight): Landed. Milan airport. Train… well, let's just say Italian train stations are an experience. Lost my boarding pass. Briefly considered becoming a nun. Eventually, miraculously, I found the right platform (bless the angels, genuinely).
- Afternoon: Arrived, Beahost Rentals. The flat? Top floor. The view? Spectacular. The climb? Dear sweet baby Jesus, I think I aged ten years in that stairwell. Luckily, the balcony is worth it. Unpacked. Realized I packed maybe enough sunscreen for a small family.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Mandatory Aperitivo. Found a little bar near the beach. Ordered a Spritz. That first sip? Heaven. Like, seriously, the sun, the air, the bubbly goodness… I could cry. And the little snacks! Olives, crisps, these tiny, salty things I couldn't identify but devoured with reckless abandon. Realized I'm probably going to gain twenty pounds. Worth it.
- Evening: Settled in. Watched the sunset. Felt truly, deeply and wonderfully relaxed. Then, remembered the grocery shopping. Panic set in. Found a supermarket. Navigated the Italian pasta aisle (overwhelming!). Somehow ended up buying far too much cheese. Ate cheese. Regretted nothing.
Day 2: Beach Day Bliss vs. Sand-in-Everywhere-Syndrome
- Morning: Wake up, stare at the view, feel like I need more sleep. Dragging myself to the beach, mentally prepared for the onslaught of sunbathers. Grabbed a sunbed. Finally, full relaxation. This is living.
- Afternoon: OK, the beach is beautiful but… the sand. The sand is everything. I swear, it's gotten into places I didn't even know had places. Found myself covered in it. Ate some gelato. Sand in the gelato. Am I complaining? Absolutely not. Worth it.
- Late Afternoon: Attempted to swim. Got a bit tossed around by waves. Realized my swimming skills are slightly… rusty. Swallowed some seawater. Tried to look elegant. Failed. (See: sand, everywhere.)
- Evening: Cooked pasta (the cheese purchase was totally justified). Attempted (and almost succeeded) in recreating the Aperitivo snacks. Sat on the balcony. Watched the stars. Briefly considered moving to Bibione forever.
Day 3: The Market, The Melodrama & The "Oh Crap, I Forgot My Passport!" Moment
- Morning: The market! Oh, the market! So many colours, sounds, smells. Seriously, if there's a heaven, it's got to smell like the Bibione market. Smelling fresh produce, the vendors shouting in Italian. I bought way too many tomatoes.
- Afternoon: A minor meltdown. Attempted a boat trip. "Lost my ticket." Got a new one, feeling smug. Realized I'd left my passport. Panicked. Raced back to the flat. Found it. Stare at the sea, feeling a sense of dread that I might be too old for this travel thing.
- Evening: Grilled the tomatoes, made some amazing bruschetta. Ate a whole loaf of bread. Watched a terrible Italian reality TV show, understood exactly zero words, loved every second. Found myself strangely obsessed with one of the contestants' eyebrow game.
Day 4: Thermal Baths & A Moment of True Serenity (Followed by Minor Disaster)
- Morning: Decided to finally experience the thermal baths. So, so calming. Soaking in warm water, feeling the stress melt away. Got a mud treatment. Smelled vaguely of sulphur. Felt utterly zen. This is what it's all about.
- Late Afternoon: Left the baths. Went on a lovely stroll through the town. And, then, it happened. The rain. Not a gentle drizzle, but a torrential downpour. Got soaked. Wind took my hat. Had to chase it down the street. (It looked rather ridiculous.)
- Evening: Dried off. Ordered pizza. Ate the whole thing. Wrote "I regret nothing" in my journal. Did I regret anything this week? No.
Day 5: Bike Ride of Epic Proportions (And Questionable Navigation)
- Morning: Rented a bike. Decided to cycle along the coast. Got lost (surprise!). Asked for directions. Ended up speaking to an elderly gentleman who spoke only Italian, used a lot of hand gestures, and seemed utterly confused by my existence. Eventually, made my way along the coast. It was lovely!
- Afternoon: Ice cream stop. Found a fantastic gelato place. The best flavour? Stracciatella. Hands down.
- Evening: Seafood dinner. Ordered something I couldn't pronounce, and I was so glad!
Day 6: The Beach… Again… and a Deep Dive into Italian Coffee Culture
- Morning: Beach. Repeat. Sun, sand, sea. More sunscreen. More gelato. People watching. The Italian families. The kids. The sheer joy of a slow Sunday. The quiet pleasure of a book in sunshine.
- Afternoon: Espresso. Finally, finally, mastered the art of the Italian café. Learned to stand at the bar, order "un caffè," and down it in one glorious gulp. The deliciousness. The caffeine rush. The beautiful people.
- Evening: Packing. The inevitable. The sadness. The realization that I'd left 3 swim suits in 3 different places. Found a small gift for my loved ones (a magnet of a dog wearing sunglasses). Planning the next trip. Maybe.
Day 7: Departure - Bitter-sweet Goodbye
- Morning: One final cappuccino. Said goodbye to that beautiful view. Checked out. Took the train. Cried a little. (Okay, maybe a lot.) Milan airport. The chaos. Flight home.
- Afternoon: Arrived home. Unpacked (again). Began planning the next adventure.
The Verdict: Bibione. Worth it. The food, the people, the beaches… the sand. The Aperitivos. The utter, glorious, sun-drenched chaos. I'll be back. Hopefully, next time, I'll pack enough sunscreen. And maybe learn some Italian. (Or just point and smile. That seemed to work pretty well.)
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