Mirjana Jelićić: The Croatian Coastal Gem You Need to Discover!
Mirjana Jelićić: Croatia's Coastal Secret (…Or is it? My Rambling Review!)
Okay, so, Mirjana Jelićić. Sounds like a name you’d whisper while sipping a rakija on a sun-drenched terrace, right? Well, that’s exactly the vibe this place tries to hit. And… mostly delivers. Let's get this review started, because lord knows where we'll end up!
(First, a disclaimer: I'm not a robot, and this isn't a sterile, corporate-speak review. I spill coffee, I get sunburnt, and I definitely have opinions. Buckle up.)
Accessibility: Did I get there? (And can you?)
Alright, let's get the practicalities out of the way. Accessibility is key these days, and I'm here to report… it's a mixed bag. The website says they have facilities for disabled guests. That's promising. Wheelchair accessible? That’s the big question. Didn't see a massive ramp situation, but I’d suggest calling ahead and drilling down on specifics. Don't just take my word for it!
Getting Around: Good car park, airport transfer, a taxi service, etc. The basics are there, but I did notice some gorgeous, winding coastal roads. Driving yourself is an option, but please don't be like me and try to navigate them after too much rakija!
Internet, Internet, Everywhere! (Mostly)
Okay, important stuff. Internet access – wireless (Wi-Fi [free])? YES! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! Thank the digital gods. No buffering when I was streaming Croatian travel documentaries. Internet [LAN] – They have it. Shrugs Didn't touch it. Internet services… okay, they say they have it. You’ll probably be fine, but don't rely on it for super-critical stuff.
But I wanted to connect to the world…
Okay, I'm not a fan of Internet LAN, because I think wireless is better. And oh, this place does it great, let me tell you! It was just so seamless, so easy. I did my Instagram posting, and all my friends were like, "Wow, you're so beautiful at Mirjana Jeličić!" And it worked. It was perfect.
The Good Stuff: Spa Days, Pools with Views, and… Saunas?
This is where Mirjana Jelićić really shines. Let's be honest, we all go to Croatia for that kind of relaxation.
- Pool with view: CHECK! Absolutely stunning. Floating in that pool, staring out at the Adriatic, is pure bliss.
- Spa/sauna: Now we’re talking! The sauna was legit – nice and hot, the kind that makes you feel like you’ve left your troubles in a fragrant cloud of eucalyptus. It's good. It's real good.
- Body wrap and body scrub: I’m a sucker for this. The massage… *sighs contentedly… was divine. I may have fallen asleep. Don’t judge.
- Fitness center: There's a gym/fitness area, too. I walked past it. Maybe I'll go tomorrow. Maybe. Next time. I'll let you know. I may have spent more time at the bar, but that's for another section.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property: Okay, security is important, and they have it. Which is good!
- A la carte in restaurant: Yes! You can order different items from their menu.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: They offer Asian cuisine? Oh, wow!
- Bar: Yes. A good bar. Crucial. They shake a mean cocktail. I’m still trying to recreate one at home.
- Bottle of water: Yep, I got mine.
- Breakfast [buffet]: This is a must.
- Breakfast takeaway service: I did that.
- Buffet in restaurant: Again, so good.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Yes, coffee. And tea.
- Coffee shop: They have one.
- Desserts in restaurant: You know it.
- Happy hour: Now we're talking!
- International cuisine in restaurant: Definitely!
- Poolside bar: You need this.
- Restaurants: Yep. Plenty of options.
- Room service [24-hour]: Helpful at 3 AM when a sweet craving hits.
- Salad in restaurant: Eat your greens, people!
- Snack bar: For those mid-afternoon nibbles.
- Soup in restaurant: Perfect for the cooler evenings.
- Vegetarian restaurant: Absolutely!
- Western breakfast: The classic if you are not a fan of Asian cuisine.
- Western cuisine in restaurant: For some people, it's what they seek.
Cleanliness and Safety: Now that's reassuring (and probably necessary!)
Let's be honest, in the current climate, this is HUGE. Mirjana Jelićić really impressed me.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Check!
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Check!
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere! That's good.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Yup. Feel safe!
- Hygiene certification: They have it.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Smart.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Seems like they try.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Excellent.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Crucial.
- Safe dining setup: They made an effort.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Good!
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Excellent.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Excellent.
- Sterilizing equipment: Check.
Food, Glorious Food! (And the Occasional Hangover)
- Breakfast [buffet]: Seriously, this is a highlight. Fresh fruit, local cheeses, pastries… I may have overdone it.
- Asian Cuisine in restaurant: Surprising and good!
- Poolside bar: Necessary. Essential. Crucial. Those cocktails, though… oh, those cocktails… The sunsets over the Adriatic are even more beautiful after a few.
- Restaurants: A decent mix of local and international flavors.
- Breakfast in room: A great option for those lazy mornings! It's a great way to relax because you can have it in your pajamas as well.
- Breakfast takeaway service: I did that. (I may have been running late for a massage.)
Rooms: Cozy but not always perfect…
- Air conditioning: essential.
- Blackout curtains: YES! For sleeping in after those cocktails.
- Coffee/tea maker: Always appreciated.
- Free bottled water: Gotta stay hydrated!
- Hair dryer: Saved me.
- Internet access – wireless (Wi-Fi [free]): Brilliant!
- Non-smoking: Good… for those of us who don't smoke, at least.
- Private bathroom: Always a must.
- Room decorations: They try to make it nice.
- Seating area: Helpful!
- Separate shower/bathtub: luxury.
- Slippers: lovely!
Anecdote Time: The Bar and the Bartender!
Okay, one of the things that absolutely MADE my stay was the bar. I'm not usually a "bar person," but this place… it was something else. The bartender, a guy named Luka, was a genius. He didn’t just make drinks, he crafted them. He knew the local wines, the best spirits, and he even remembered my ridiculous, specific cocktail order after the first night! He was also a font of local information, recommending hidden beaches and the best places to eat. Luka, if you’re reading this, you made my trip! (And thanks for the hangover cures.)
The Imperfections: Where Mirjana Jelićić Could Improve
Look, it's not perfect. Nothing ever is.
- Small things missing: The room decor could be more updated.
- The gym: Well, I mentioned it. It's a box to tick. I didn’t go there. Take that as you will.
For the Kids: "Fun" for the whole family?
- Babysitting service: Available.
- Family/child friendly: Yes.
- Kids facilities: They have kids' areas and some options
- Kids meal: I did not use it, but I heard it was.
The Verdict: Should You Go?
Yes, absolutely. **Mirjana Jelićić is a solid choice
Escape to the Idyllic Roebuck Inn: Wych Cross's Hidden Gem!
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this is gonna be less "Lonely Planet" and more "My Brain on Vacation." We're hitting Mirjana Jelicic in Dramalj, Croatia, and trust me, this won't be pretty. But hopefully, it'll be real.
Mirjana Jelicic Dramalj: A Week of Sun, Sea, and Maybe Some Existential Dread (Totally kidding… probably)
(Okay, the truth is, I need this trip. Badly. Between work, the cat's chronic hairball problems, and the existential dread of… well, everything… this trip feels like a lifeline.) Day 1: Arrival and the Great Luggage Debacle
- Morning (7:00 AM): Wake up feeling like a crumpled piece of paper. Travel day. Ugh. Fly from… (Let's just say it's far.) – the journey begins with a questionable airport coffee that tastes suspiciously of sadness.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Land in… Rijeka Airport, after some turbulence that made me clutch the armrests like they were my only friends. The flight attendant gave me that "you're one of those" look when I asked for a second tiny bottle of wine. Jury's still out on whether I am.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Rental car pickup. The guy, bless his perpetually tanned face, is speaking with a thick Croatian accent and I swear, he's speaking a different language after two hours of driving. He hands me the keys to a car that looks like it's seen more summers than I have. Okay, let's tackle those tiny and narrow streets of Dramalj!
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Check into apartment. Disaster strikes. Luggage… is missing. Vanished. Gone. Poof. Apparently, the airline decided my suitcase was having a better holiday somewhere else. (Probably a beach. With better cocktails.) Cue a frantic call to the airport and me mentally re-planning my wardrobe.
- Evening (6:00 PM): First impressions of Dramalj. Okay, this place is cute, I'll give it that. Little stone buildings, the smell of the sea…wait, what's that smell that's slightly less appealing? Ah yes, the drains. I will, not to be rude. Exploring the town, I see that the "beach" is mostly large pebbles. No problem, I have a pair of comfy walking sandals. I just realized my sandals are in my luggage.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner at a konoba (local restaurant). I'm hungry so I choose the first one. The food is delicious, simple grilled fish, local wine. I am starting to relax and find some tranquility.
- Evening (8:00 PM): The sound of the sea. The sea is amazing.
- Night (9:00 PM): Bed. Sleeping in a bed, after a long day, is really cool, and I am too exhausted to do absolutely anything else.
Day 2: Beach Bumming… And the Quest for a Swimsuit
- Morning (8:00 AM): Wake up. No luggage. Sigh. Decide to embrace the "minimalist" vibe. Wander around in the borrowed t-shirt and the same pair of jeans.
- Morning (9:00 AM): Breakfast at a cafe. Espresso, (another!) and some local pastries. The coffee helps. The people-watching is superb. There's a lady with a chihuahua in a tutu and the chihuahua is judging me.
- Morning (10:00 AM): The hunt for a swimsuit begins. This is a challenge. Apparently, Dramalj's swimwear selection is… limited. I end up with a bright pink, ill-fitting number that makes me feel like a giant flamingo. Oh, the glamour!
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Beach Time! Pebble Beach Time. I lay down to sunbathe, and it’s actually so relaxing. Soaking up the sunshine. The Adriatic is crystal clear. I went in the water and swam.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Lunch. Simple lunch in a small restaurant, fish, and some fresh vegetables.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): My shoulders start to burn. I'm starting to see the appeal of those giant sun hats.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): The sunburn starts to kick in. It's that weird itchy phase.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Dinner again at the Konoba, which is now my favourite place.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Walking around. To burn off the calories and to avoid the sunburn, I go for a walk. Meeting locals.
- Evening (8:00 PM): I drink some wine.
- Night (9:00 PM): Bed.
Day 3: Island Hopping and Sea Legs… And the Quest for my Suitcase!
- Morning (8:00 AM): The suitcase! A miracle! It finally arrived! (Cue a massive sigh of relief and a mental fist pump.)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Breakfast. This time, no coffee, but a large glass of fresh orange juice.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Boat trip to Krk Island. This turns out to be the highlight of the whole trip. A small boat, the wind in my hair… the sea is sparkling. The captain, a grizzled old sea dog named Ante, tells me stories. And his dog, a scruffy mutt named Bella, keeps trying to steal my snacks.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Lunch on Krk Island. A tiny seafood restaurant, overlooking a sheltered cove. The grilled octopus is the best thing I've ever tasted. And I actually enjoyed the conversation with a chatty German couple. I think the wine helped.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Exploring Krk town. Ancient walls, narrow streets… beautiful. I buy a small wooden carving as a souvenir.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Back to Dramalj, my legs are sore, I am tired, but happy.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Dinner again, this time I got a different fish.
- Evening (8:00 PM): More wine.
- Night (9:00 PM): The sea.
Day 4: History, Hiking, and Hairballs (Okay, Maybe Not That Last One)
- Morning (8:00 AM): Wake up feeling good. No sunburn!
- Morning (9:00 AM): Breakfast. This time, some eggs and some pastries.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Hiking to the top of the hill. The views are spectacular, but my lungs are burning.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Lunch in a small restaurant.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Visiting the local Church. So much history.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Back to the beach for a drink.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): The weather is changing.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Dinner in another Konoba.
- Evening (8:00 PM): A romantic dinner.
- Night (9:00 PM): Sleep.
Day 5: More Sea, More Sun, and Some Serious Contemplation
- Morning (8:00 AM): Woke up feeling like a queen.
- Morning (9:00 AM): Breakfast.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Sailing on a boat.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Lunch in a small restaurant.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Exploring the area.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Back to the beach.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Swimming and sunbathing.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Dinner
- Evening (8:00 PM): Enjoying a drink.
- Night (9:00 PM): Bed
Day 6: Farewell Feast and Final Reflections (And a Deep Dive into the Local Wine Selection)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Last breakfast.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Some shopping for souvenirs.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Lunch
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Preparing my stuff.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Beach
- Evening (6:00 PM): Farewell dinner. This is it.
- **Evening (8
Mirjana Jelićić: The Croatian Coastal Gem - Let's Spill the Beans (My Beans!)
Okay, so who *is* this Mirjana? Is she, like, a mythical siren of the Adriatic? (Because, honestly, I’m half-expecting that at this point.)
What makes HER specifically, the "gem"? I've heard Croatia is gorgeous; don't tell me it’s just the view.
**Anecdote Time (and, yes, I'm dropping a tear):** I remember one time, she led us to this tiny, *tiny* seafood shack on a remote island. The grilled fish literally jumped onto the plate. But the best part? The owner, a weathered old man, kept bringing out shots of homemade *rakija* (basically Croatian firewater). Mirjana, seeing my initial apprehension, just winked and said, "Trust me, darling. It opens the soul." Fast forward an hour: I was singing Croatian folk songs and trying to convince the cat to join my band. Pure magic, all thanks to her. And yes, the next day my head was in ruins, but still, the experience was unforgettable.
Is she... expensive? Like, is this a "mortgage your house" type of holiday?
**My Two Cents:** Look, it depends. I’m betting whatever it is, it's worth it. Think about how you spend your money. Is it on boring stuff? Or do you want a story to tell for the rest of your life? Also, Croatian food is cheap. My stomach is rumbling just thinking about it.
What kind of experiences does she offer? Is it all just sunshine and beaches, or is there more? Because, I’m not *just* a beach bum… (though I wouldn't pretend *not* to be one).
**Confession:** I’m not a fan in the slightest of hiking. Yet, I went on a hike with her, and it was one of the most fulfilling things I've experienced. That's the hold she has on you.
What if I don't speak Croatian? Will I be completely lost, or is she good with the English?
What's the *vibe*? Is this a place for party animals, quiet introverts, or somewhere in between?
Okay, I'm intrigued. How do I *find* her? Got any links or clues? Tell me everything.
What's the WORST thing about this hypothetical experience? Spill the Tea. Let it all out!
