Unbelievable Ubud Suite: Royal Palace Views & Private Balcony!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving DEEP into the Unbelievable Ubud Suite: Royal Palace Views & Private Balcony! – and frankly, it was… well, it was something. Let's untangle this whole experience, shall we? Forget the corporate jargon, this is real life, unfiltered.
Accessibility - Or, The Staircase From Hell (Mostly)
Okay, so "Accessibility" is a tricky one. They say facilities for disabled guests are available. I squinted at the website. The elevator is… uh… present. But listen, Ubud and "wheelchair accessible" aren't exactly best friends in the best of times. This particular suite, with its "Royal Palace Views?" You might get there in a wheelchair, but you’d likely need an army of Sherpas and a serious supply of electrolytes. Honestly? I'd call ahead and ask about specific access needs. Don't assume. Check. Triple check.
On-Site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges: Again, hard to say without knowing specifics. This is Bali, not a planned community. Call the hotel. Ask. Don’t trust the pretty pictures.
Internet That Actually Works, Thank Goddess!
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? YES! And it actually WORKED. Praise the internet gods! No more frantic cafe hunts – a HUGE win. (Internet [LAN] is also an option – for the serious tech nerds.) Now, I did try to stream a movie one night and it sputtered a bit, but hey, it’s Bali, and I wasn't expecting fiber optic. Wi-Fi in public areas? Yup. Solid.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (and Maybe Get Lost):
Okay, this is where things get interesting. "Body scrub, body wrap, fitness center, foot bath, gym/fitness, massage, pool with view, sauna, spa, spa/sauna, steamroom, swimming pool, swimming pool [outdoor]"… It’s a veritable spa smorgasbord!
The Pool with a View…that’s the selling point, right? I spent hours just floating, staring at the lush greenery and, yes, the Royal Palace. It was legitimately breathtaking. Truly. Okay, I’m getting a little cheesy now. But it was beautiful. The massage? Ooof. Amazing. I got the Balinese massage, and the lady was… well, magical. She found knots I didn’t even know existed. Seriously.
The fitness center looked decent enough. I wandered in once, intending to work out. Then I remembered I was on vacation. Priorities! But the machines were shiny, so that's a win. The spa? I spent a good chunk of my Bali budget there. Worth it. Worth. Every. Penny.
Cleanliness and Safety: The "COVID-Era" Reality Check:
Let’s be real, safety is on EVERYONE’S mind now. Unbelievable Ubud Suites seems to have grasped that.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Check.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Check.
- Hand sanitizer everywhere: Check.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Check.
- Room sanitization between stays: Check.
- Safe dining setup: Definitely. The breakfast buffet (more on that in a sec) had all the right precautions.
- Mask-wearing staff: mostly.
I’m not going to lie, I felt pretty safe. They tried. But like… I saw one of the cleaning staff NOT wearing a mask properly, which, you know, a minor detail. But a detail worth noting in this current reality, okay?
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Breakfast Buffets and Midnight Cravings
Alright, let's get into the grub, the fuel for all that relaxation..
- Asian breakfast: Yes, glorious, delicious Asian breakfast. Nasi goreng, mie goreng, and everything your carb-loving heart desires.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Ah, the holy grail. The buffet was decent with a fairly wide variety.
- Room service [24-hour]: PRAISE. BE. This is GOLD when you’re jet-lagged at 2 am and craving a club sandwich. (Which I did, by the way).
- Coffee shop: Present and accounted for. Coffee was strong, which I needed, and this one was a definite bright spot.
- Restaurants: Plenty of options. There’s a main restaurant available.
- Poolside bar: Very nice! Cocktails were creative, and the setting was perfect.
- Snack Bar: You can easily grab a quick bite to eat down at the snack bar.
And there's a "Vegetarian restaurant," but I didn't actually make it to them.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (and the Ones That Don't)
- Air conditioning in public area: YES! Bali heat is no joke.
- Concierge: Super helpful. They arranged a driver for tours, and pointed me toward the best gelato in Ubud.
- Daily housekeeping: Efficient and unobtrusive.
- Elevator: Phew! And you can actually use it, unlike some other hotels I could mention.
- Laundry service: Perfect after a day of jungle trekking.
- Luggage storage: Convenient for late check out.
- Safety deposit boxes: Always a must.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Fine, but overpriced. Go explore the markets for better deals.
- Currency exchange: Decent rates.
- Car park [free of charge]: A definite BONUS! Parking is generally a nightmare in Ubud.
For the Kids:
"Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal" – I was traveling solo, so I can't personally vouch for these. But if you're with kids, this place looks like a good bet.
Rooms: That View, Though…
Okay, the suites. They’re… nice. Very nice. Clean, well-appointed, and that “Royal Palace Views & Private Balcony?” THEY WEREN'T LYING! The view is spectacular. The balcony, a lovely escape.
- Air conditioning: Essential.
- Bathtub: I definitely took a long, luxurious bath.
- Blackout curtains: Crucial for sleeping in.
- Coffee/tea maker: Gotta have my morning caffeine.
- Free bottled water: Always appreciated.
- Hair dryer: Essential.
- In-room safe box: Peace of mind for valuables.
- Non-smoking: Thank goodness.
- Private bathroom: Obviously.
- Refrigerator: Great for keeping those Bintangs cold.
- Wi-Fi [free]: (See above!)
- Window that opens: Fresh air bliss.
The "Unbelievable" Moment (and the Minor Annoyances)
There was this one afternoon. I’d had a massage, a dip in the pool, and I was sprawled out on my balcony, just basking in that palace view. Birds were chirping. The sun was setting. I was sipping a cocktail… and I thought, “This is… actually pretty damn incredible.” That feeling, right there? That's what they're selling.
Now, the imperfections? Yeah, they exist.
- The location is within walking distance to some things, but to some main attractions, its far.
- The lighting in the bathroom could be a little brighter.
- I’d wish for more variety on the breakfast buffet, but that’s just me being picky.
Getting Around:
- Airport transfer: Arranged easily through the hotel.
- Car park [free of charge]: A BIG plus in Ubud.
- Taxi service: Available.
The Verdict: Should You Book?
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Bali Bliss (and Mild Chaos): A Messy Itinerary from the Heart (and a Balcony View)
(Amazing Suite with Balcony, near Ubud Royal Palace - because, you know, dreams.)
Day 1: Arrival, Overwhelmed by Beauty (and a near-disaster with the luggage)
- Morning (8:00 AM PST): Ugh, the airport. Always the airport. After a ridiculously long flight (curse you, connecting flights!), We've arrived in Denpasar. The heat hits you like a wall. It's a humid, fragrant, and utterly chaotic wall, But in the best way. We're greeted with those floral garlands – so cliché, but I'm totally buying into it. My heart already feels lighter. Then… the luggage carousel. Where. Is. My. Suitcase? I swear, it's not there. Cue minor panic attack number one. Turns out, it was just chilling on the other side of the carousel. Crisis averted. For now.
- Mid-Morning (11:00 AM): Taxi into Ubud. The drive is a sensory overload. Temples, rice paddies, scooters zipping past like angry bees. It's breathtaking, truly.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): We finally arrive at the hotel. The "Amazing Suite with Balcony" – yep, it lives up to the name. The balcony view? Ubud Royal Palace and a sea of green. I could cry (tears of pure joy, this time). The hotel staff is unbelievably nice, even when I accidentally spilled coffee on the pristine white bedspread. (Don't ask.)
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Lunch at a warung (local eatery) down the street. We ordered way too much food – the gado-gado and the nasi goreng were incredible. My stomach is already starting to feel like it might explode, but it's totally worth it. I mean, when in Bali, right?
- Late Afternoon (4:30 PM): Attempted "relaxing" by the pool. Keyword: Attempted. I lasted all of 20 minutes before deciding the sun was too strong. Also, I feel self-conscious in my swimsuit. (Note to self: Must work on body image before the bikini pics)
- Evening (6:00 PM): Sunset cocktails at a rooftop bar overlooking the rice paddies. This is what I came for. The colours are insane, the breeze is perfect, and the Bintang beer is ice cold. Seriously, I could stay here all night. But, there's a traditional Balinese dance performance we are attempting to see.
- Evening (7:30 PM): The dance performance. I’m trying to understand the story, but honestly, I’m mostly mesmerized by the colours, the music, and the way the dancers' eyes seem to pierce your soul. It’s a bit long, and my butt starts to hurt after a while But definitely a cultural experience.
Day 2: Rice Paddies, Monkeys, and a Massage That Re-Wired My Brain
- Morning (8:00 AM): Wake up to the sound of birds and the smell of incense. (Heaven!) Coffee on the balcony – that view still takes my breath away.
- Morning (9:00 AM): We rent a scooter. Whoah, it’s terrifying at first. Traffic is crazy, and I’m pretty sure I ran a red light (sorry!). But then… freedom! We're heading for the Tegalalang Rice Terraces.
- Morning (10:30 AM): The rice terraces. Oh. My. God. Pictures don't do it justice. The sculpted landscape is so green and vibrant, it's surreal. We hike through, and it's hot, and there are a million steps. But the views! The views make it all worth it. I may have taken a hundred photos.
- Mid-day (12:30 PM): Sacred Monkey Forest Sanctuary. Okay, the monkeys are hilarious and cute, but also, they are little thieves. Seriously, guard your sunglasses! One tried to jump on my head, and it was a thrilling/terrifying close call. We witnessed one steal a woman's entire bag of snacks, which made me chuckle, and that woman looked absolutely gutted.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Lunch at a warung with views of the rice terraces. The food is delicious, the vibe is chill, and I'm starting to feel like a true Balinese goddess… except my hair is a mess from the scooter ride, and I'm pretty sure my sunscreen is melting.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): THE MASSAGE. This needs its own section. I opted for a traditional Balinese massage. It was intense. Like, my muscles were screaming, my bones were creaking, and at one point, I think the masseuse actually used her elbows on my spine!!! But… when it was over… I felt reborn. Like, the tension of a lifetime had been exorcised. I floated out of that place, feeling lighter than air. My brain feels different; re-wired. I think I might have even been communicating telepathically with the trees the entire time. (Maybe.)
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner at a restaurant recommended by a local. The food is amazing. We met some other travelers. We swap stories, laughter. Life is good.
- Evening (9:00 PM): We come back to the hotel, tired but happy. We try to relax on the balcony but the night becomes an adventure.
Day 3: Temples, Shopping (and a near-miss with a rogue fruit)
- Morning (9:00 AM): We head to Tirta Empul Temple. This is a very spiritual place where people bathe in the holy water. It's captivating, but also kind of intimidating. We get blessed by a priest, which I think will bring us good fortune.
- Mid-morning (11:00 AM): We visit Gunung Kawi Temple, an ancient temple complex carved into the cliffs. I swear, every time I climb a set of stairs here, My legs ache like hell, but the views are breathtaking, the history is incredible. The air feels different.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Lunch at a café. The food wasn't great. The service was slow. And a giant, ripe coconut fell from a tree and almost brained me. (Seriously, I'm starting to think I'm cursed when it comes to being out there!) Thankfully, everything was okay.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Shopping in Ubud Market. This place is a maze of stalls selling everything from sarongs and wood carvings to knockoff designer bags. I overpaid for some stuff. Haggling is hard work! But I got a few treasures.
- Late Afternoon (5:00 PM): We went back to the hotel to relax, to wash up.
- Evening (7:00 PM): We plan to go to a cooking class but we are so tired we simply ordered room service and are planning our next day.
Day 4: The Unexpected, the Regrets, and Heading Back.
- Morning (9:00 AM): The plan was always to take a day trip to Nusa Penida Island. I have heard about the beautiful beaches, the pristine nature. But I wake up feeling deeply tired. I am not sure if it's the heat, the food, the fact I have run myself ragged.
- Morning (10:00 AM): We call off the trip. The regret hits me instantly. My FOMO (fear of missing out) is in overdrive.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): We go to a relaxed lunch, and the restaurant's food is very tasty and the setting perfect.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): We relax by the pool and get ready for the flight back.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Head to the airport. This time I am sure to check one more time for the suitcase before leaving.
- Evening (11:00 PM): The flight. I look at the photos, and I can't believe how fast the time passes when you travel.
Final Thoughts:
Bali is magical. It's beautiful, chaotic, overwhelming, and totally worth it. The "Amazing Suite with Balcony" was worth every penny. The food was fantastic (mostly). The people are incredibly kind. The memories are already taking shape. I really wish I had gone to Nusa Penida. But ultimately, I came back feeling renewed, refreshed. Bali will be forever in my heart. I'll never forget it.
P.S. I didn't find enlightenment, but I did find a great massage therapist. And that's enough for now. Next time: I am going to learn some Bahasa Indonesia. And I am definitely, definitely packing more sunscreen.
(And yes, the Bali Belly is lurking. Wish me luck.)
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Unbelievable Ubud Suite: Royal Palace Views & Private Balcony! - FAQ (The REAL Deal)
Okay, so, the "Royal Palace Views"... Is it really that epic? I mean, will I be staring at a crumbling rooftop and a gaggle of pigeons?
Alright, buckle up buttercup, because the view... is *mostly* epic. Okay, let's be real, sometimes you *do* get a peek at a bit of a rooftop. And yes, the pigeons. Those feathered freeloaders are *everywhere* in Ubud. But, and this is a HUGE but, you're talking about the *Royal Palace*. It's not just some random building! You see the golden gates, the intricate carvings… it's like a living, breathing postcard. I spent a solid hour the first morning just slack-jawed, sipping my Balinese coffee. One morning, I swear, I saw a priest doing his morning prayers. It was surreal. Think less crumbling and more… majestic. Think less pigeons, more… regal. It's worth it. Honestly, even the pigeons, when they’re silhouetted against the sunrise, are kind of… beautiful? Don't tell anyone I said that.
The "Private Balcony"... is it actually private, or am I sharing it with the next-door neighbor and their screaming toddler?
Okay, so, the privacy thing… it's *mostly* private. There's a little bit of a "peekaboo" possibility with the neighboring balcony but honestly, people are generally respectful. I mean, who wouldn't want some privacy to enjoy the *goddamn view*? I had a particularly grumpy guy on the balcony next door, talking loudly on his phone about… something boring… but the sheer beauty of the view made me forget all about his rant. Seriously, he spent like, an hour talking about a spreadsheet or something. Who has time for that when you're in Ubud?! The balcony itself? Glorious! Big enough for a table, two chairs, maybe even a little yoga mat if you're feeling ambitious (I wasn’t).
What's the deal with the air conditioning? Is it the kind that sounds like a jet engine taking off?
Alright, the AC... it's Bali, people. It's *not* the newest, most pristine technology. It's... functional. It's not a jet engine *every* time, but sometimes, yeah, it kinda sounds like one. I swear, the first night, I thought a plane was landing in my room. I'm a light sleeper, too, so I had to bring earplugs. But, and this is key, it *does* work. And trust me, you *need* it. Ubud is hot and humid. Without AC, you'll be a sweaty, grumpy mess. So, yes, bring earplugs. And embrace the little noises. You'll get used to it. (Or you'll be perpetually sleep-deprived. One of the two.)
Breakfast included? And if so, is it any good? Because I'm a breakfast snob.
Breakfast included? YES! And the breakfast… well, it’s… good. Honestly, it's not Michelin-star-worthy. But, for free, it’s fantastic. They did a continental breakfast, but there were pancakes every day which I was obsessed with. The fruit was fresh and delicious. They offer a standard fruit plate that was perfection after a hot day. They had these amazing papaya, and I was in heaven, like, I think I gained five pounds *just* on papaya. The coffee was strong, which is essential because, well, jet lag and the heat. There was also the option of making your own scrambled eggs and it was great. I even managed to make a decent omelet, which, honestly, isn't always a given. So, yeah, breakfast is a win. Don't expect too much, and you'll be pleasantly surprised. Just go for the pancakes. Trust me.
What about the location? Is it easy to get around? Are you stuck in traffic all day?
Okay, the location is *excellent*. Seriously. You're right in the thick of things. Walkable to the Ubud Market, not far from the Monkey Forest, good restaurants everywhere. Traffic? Yeah, it's Bali. There's traffic. But, it's manageable. Scooters are your friend (if you're brave – I chickened out and hired a driver, no shame!). The roads are… let's say, a *vibrant* experience. Expect honking, chaos, and a whole lot of smiles. But, you're also in Ubud, so you're in paradise. The walk to all the places was so easy.
Are there any downsides? Be honest. I can handle it.
Okay, here's the real talk. There ARE downsides. The Wi-Fi? Pathetic at times. It comes and goes. Make sure you download your Netflix before you go. And, as I mentioned before, the noise from the street can travel. Scooters are plentiful around the clock. And, you might hear the neighbor's loud phone calls. Also, the staff is polite and helpful, but sometimes there's a bit of a language barrier. But… honestly? The view. The balcony. The breakfast. The *overall* experience… it outweighs the minor annoyances. I'd go back in a heartbeat. Just bring some earplugs, download your shows, and embrace the slight chaos. You'll be fine. You might even love it. I certainly did.
What about Monkeys? Did they come onto the balcony?
No monkey business! Seriously, I never saw any monkeys on the balcony, which was a huge relief. I saw them in the forest, obviously, and that was an experience. They're little bandits, those monkeys! But no, the suite itself was monkey-free. You're safe from the primates from the comfort of your balcony.
Okay. So I heard there's a pool. What's THE POOL like?
The pool... Okay, the pool... It's… good. It's not massive, not Olympic-sized or anything. It’s a refreshing little dip. Nice for a hot midday. It's clean, it's well-maintained. It's not the *reason* I booked the suite, but it's a definite bonus. The pool area itself is kinda pretty, with some greenery and some loungers. I spent a lot of time by the pool! So, yeah, the pool is a win. It's a small hotel pool so don't expect a whole lot of space. But it’s super nice.
